Creshal

Whatever that entails.

Beheading once the next coup comes around.

and fly in a plane that has no defensive systems except its throttle

FTFY. Being astronaut would probably be safer.

He could tell you, but he'd have to kill you first.

They were thirty years old by then, and there were no spare parts produced. At some point you have to either build completely new planes or scrap the whole program. And with the end of the cold war, producing new ones wasn't seen that necessary.

but bread alone costs me 75¢ a sandwich.

Holy crap.