Creepy_Neckbeard

Hey Dan, I see that you are like a human encyclopedia and I was just wondering if you could answer a random question for me haha.

So yeah, I was just wondering if during all this time you've been collecting facts, you have come across knowledge of how to get females attracted to nice guys like me. I don't seem to have much success even though I meet most of the requirements. I have a hobby, I'm nice, I know how to protect someone, and I'm funny haha.

But yeah, I would like to know if you've come across some psychology tips or something. Maybe I'm missing something lol. And don't worry, I'm not some predator or anything. I just want a female so that I can treat her right, just ask my waifu Rei about how good she has it haha. I clean her and tuck her in every night and kiss her forehead. Of course, she is printed on a pillow so I'm afraid that our interactions are fairly limited. I would love to have a real female and I fantasize about the things I could do for her. I would kneel at her holy feet and hug her thighs. I would write her poetry and take her to anime conventions and dress up as Shinji haha