Creepella_the_second

Yeah but being healthy and strong probably increases the odds of surviving something like this, so either way its a good idea.

I loved the Dave and Morley story with mangled turkey in the hotel room. Whats the worst meal you have ever cooked?

ETA: Have many people have inspired Dave and Morley?

Two years ago I set a stainless steel pot on fire with a tablespoon of oil. Well it was smoking and then I picked it up to put it outside, and the breeze from moving it caught it on fire. Then I put it down, on my linoleum floor. Then my alarm system called the fire department, because I couldnt remember the code. I had to tell my father-in-law who is captain of the fire team, that I did not set my house on fire. There is a black circle on my floor that mocks me to this day.