CraigChrist

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Do you remember USA, Mr. Wright? It'll be spring soon and the orchards will be in blossom, and the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And the whistle in the summer barley in the Lower fields. And eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

Most adventurers are quite proficient in bird law