CrabbyBlueberry

Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue?

That sounds clever until you realize it would just enable stalking.

Ever try fucking the mail? So many paper cuts.

I thought he rhymed with Dr. Dre. Wait, I'm doing that joke wrong.

That was intentional. Gene Roddenberry's middle name was also Wesley. Gene based the character on himself at 14.