CountMalachi

What is it like to start breathing again after 22 minutes? Do you have to take small, shallow breaths to adjust or do you just take a huge sudden gasp of air?

I think they are called loofahs, and they are legit.

Here's a question. Don't be humble about it: but are you a really funny guy? I know a really large guy with a really hot wife, and he is the funniest person I've ever met. His wife says she'd marry Quasimodo if he could crack her up the way Paul (large dude) does. Women like to laugh.

These issues, unfortunately, are deal breakers for so many voters, whichever side of the fence. There are way too many people who'll simply vote pro-life / pro-choice, disregarding infinitely more important topics like foreign policy and wtf our military is doing in / to other countries. Neither parties want to talk about the real problems (military budget!? the fact that we spend more than half of the tax revenue on military is NEVER brought up in a debate,) so they make as much noise as they can about these other things that they know will get voters all riled up. Things like abortion and gay rights, while clearly not dismissible, should not be what the debate is about. There are FAR more important things to consider when voting for someone. "I'm voting for John Smith because he's a christian and is against abortion. Huh? What's a 'foreign policy?' What does that have to do with America?."

I can sort of remember some things from the before time... fading... like a shadow at dusk.