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CorporalButtermilk2320 karma

Have you ever actually burned a ham or is your last name meaningless?

CorporalButtermilk2017 karma

Why haven't you licensed your own line of gardening shovels?

CorporalButtermilk472 karma

My buttermilk business has been in the family for decades and is going well, thank you.

CorporalButtermilk274 karma

If you were Asian, do you think your parents would be ashamed of you for "losing face?"

CorporalButtermilk101 karma

Did you or your beard grow first?