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Cornloaf15 karma

I worked in an Internet casino and we did everything to ensure the players knew it was legit and live (CNN playing on a TV behind the dealer, hotline phone to call the pit boss, etc). One day a couple of our new dealers asked if they would need to do "magic". I asked what they meant and they showed how they could alter the outcome by pulling secret cards from the shoe.

Have you ever experienced cheating like this in your casino?

Cornloaf5 karma

I was told (by a firefighter, no less) that if I ever wanted to burn down my house and make it look like an accident, get out a box of Hamburger Helper, put the beef in the pan, start cooking and then "realize" that you ran out of an ingredient for the recipe. Leave your house and go to a store for the ingredients.

After I typed this, I think he said make sure you have two pounds of hamburger and the family size box. I don't own a house, so I am not looking to do anything like this in the near future. Does this seem like a probable scenario?

Edit: Just realized the fires you investigated were electrical in nature. Ignore this question if you don't have an answer!

Cornloaf2 karma

What show had the skit with you shooting Dirty Harry's gun and ordering an egg salad sandwich?

Cornloaf1 karma

Did you once don the mantle of the legendary Plaid Knight to fight crime in elementary school?