CoolDeathFalcon

UNU implodes

Hey R.A.! I went to see you once, a lifetime ago, in a little bar in a tiny town in rural England called Norwich. Everyone was surprised your tour stopped there. To add to the weirdness, the gig had a sound limiter so it was weirdly quiet. But the crowd loved it and your performance was immense regardless.

Anyway, my question is: will you write an updated tune entitled "Every Streaming Service Sucks Dick" or are you ok with them?

Agreed. This is all a bit weird. It might be nice to view "the end of his life" as a chance to be remembered well, rather than as an excuse to act even more tediously.

Which facet of your upbringing made you not give a shit about conning people?