ContinentalMachinery
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ContinentalMachinery32 karma
In the event that we were granted the project of moving a giant black hole there would be a great deal of planning necessary. First we would start with a nice steak at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe to do some research. Then we would create a more dense object and use its gravity to pull the black hole to where it needs to go. Dinner will cost more than the job. Thank goodness we use American Express.
ContinentalMachinery23 karma
We would like to think so. We might have been able to move Gus Fring's factory in time to get the DEA out of their hair too.
ContinentalMachinery17 karma
That's just the natural progression of the question hah! No worries. The biggest thing we have moved as far as weight is concerned was an 800 ton press. I wasn't around when we did that, but I've heard it was a monstrosity.
ContinentalMachinery12 karma
We all have iTunes libraries full of engine sounds and the back up alerts on big trucks. We like to keep it topical.
ContinentalMachinery38 karma
We lift up to 800 tons bro, haven't maxed out yet though.
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