Conservolibertarian

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Conservolibertarian219 karma

I have a few ideas for you if you don't mind.

  1. Wear some MC Hammer style parachute pants to a subway station. Shout, "Stop! Hammertime!" and start puking while dancing until you are forced to stop by the transit authority.

  2. Go to Panera Bread and order soup in a bread bowl. Consume the soup. Puke in the bowl. Tell your server: "seems to be something wrong with my order."

  3. Find one of those hot dog cart vendors around lunch time. In full view of the people eating, puke on the sidewalk in hopes that they will start puking too.

  4. "Hey, I have Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome." "What's Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome?" "BLURRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH"

  5. "Hey, kid, want to see something cool? BLLLLLURRRGHHH"

  6. Perfect your technique so you can hit targets at a distance. And then use it if you are being mugged.

Just stuff I'd do if I had it.

Conservolibertarian104 karma

Have you ever used this condition for dramatic effect? Like, if someone proposes a really stupid idea, and you retort with "well, you know what I think of that idea?" and then you vomit.