ConservativeElite

Your spelling, grammar and punctuation are flawless. Who do you think is a better writer: you, or the marketing intern for the television program you are currently promoting?

How proud you must be.

How honest are you willing to be with reddit?

If you were suddenly convicted of all the crimes that you have committed or colluded in or known about, how many years would you be serving in federal prison right now?

The next time you do an AMA, could you arrange to spend more than a half an hour answering our questions?