Confuzn

Ladies and gentlemen! OP has delivered!

Dude. I go to the University of Houston. I've seen a game with the folks from Grambling. You've got balls. Kudos to you.

Where in West Texas?

A few questions... You said you're somewhat jaded on the job. Do you believe that you're generally pretty good about spotting the liars? Also, I'm not sure if you know Portugal's drug laws, but if you do (or if you're willing to look them up) what are your views on them? Lastly, you said you work in the southeast US. Without giving away too much information, is your area a very conservative one? Are they really tough on things like marijuana? Thanks!

No way! Not sure if this has been asked... Was it any good? Did the prison library have good sources?