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ConceptualTrap1709 karma

I'd love to see an Eminem track. Make it the follow up to Antagonist.

Dicky is trying desperately to get into a feud with Eminem but he's just like, "Dude, that was years ago. My life's a lot more chill now. Calm down." Meanwhile, Dicky keeps going on spitting insults until the end of the song when Em finally snaps and just shits all over Lil Dicky.

That sounds like it'd be a fantastic track. Even Dick's gotta admit that he'd lose against Em.

ConceptualTrap316 karma

Or just distract them with a porno mag.

FTFY

ConceptualTrap114 karma

Fair enough, I suppose. It just seems like such a colossal waste of money to have a weird mutilated looking dick. Maybe tech has improved, but I've never seen a vagina to cock surgery that looked the least bit realistic.

ConceptualTrap108 karma

Eminem would probably be down with that as well, seeing as how he's branched out a bit and stopped taking himself so super seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW31MBrbZnM

ConceptualTrap94 karma

I don't mean to sound insensitive, but at what point do you just live with the decision you made?