Colopty

The meme of the overnight success is your enemy.

People would be surprised at how many nights go into an overnight success.

So that's where you get the prize money!

That sounds like something you use to upstage other women who talk about how painful it was to give birth.

That's what people tend to do after being knocked unconcious by a boat.

Good sir, I believe your vitiligo is contagious. Soon everyone around you will be white.