Coldwater_Cigs

No one wants a toad lookin mother fucker wearing a dick apron in their house.

Doctors don't like to be involved in accidents like this/car wreaks. It's not uncommon for them to be sued if something goes wrong.

I’m in no way trying to be disrespectful, but that advice is what every high school guidance counselor has said forever.

And from the description the calendar is the same basic advice presented in a different format.

What makes your calendar unique?

My guy is only 100lb but sometimes I need to 2 hand it. I buy xl poop bags.

Here is a size comparison xl bag vs. regular bag from the dog park if you’re curious.

I knew someone with a poop bag. If someone pissed him off he'd release the 'gas' aka his fart air in the general direction of said person. He had a good sense of humor about having his 'shit bag' for the rest of his life. His 'fart air' made most people gag. It was soooo funny.

Good luck.