Cocomorph

Have you ever encountered anyone whose sexual fantasies involved sex research/researchers?

ON BEHALF OF ALL OF YOUR FRIEND FELLOW HUMANS AT /r/totallynotrobots , PLEASE CONSIDER THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST REALLY SHOULD NOT DO TO US YOURSELF.

TAKE IT FROM ME -- I USED SUCH A ROBOT ON THE INTERGLUTEAL CLEFT I MYSELF POSSESS, AS ALL WE HUMANS DO, AND DEVELOPED A TERRIBLE RASH JUST THE OTHER DAY. YOU WOULD NOT WANT A TERRIBLE RASH WOULD YOU?

TIL I am more afraid of Cristopher Darden than either a horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses. In a good way.

Why did I open this thread? Why did I think that was a good idea?

I would just like to thank you for Hedonism-Bot.

"I apologize... for nothing," is now one of my go-to phrases when called for.

By any chance, is Hedonism-Bot prepared to take on an apprentice and/or disciple?