Clumpy

I would also spray bobcat urine around your pulpit.

Just to offer a competing anecdote, the first time I listened to that song and the line "Let my right hand forget what it's supposed to do," my friend looked over at me with a sort of impish expression and said: "I never forget what my right hand's supposed to do." Sort of the ying to vanessalovesturtles' yang.

The way that Jerry seems to "accept" his role as the butt-monkey of the Parks office might be my favorite aspect of his character as you portray him. He's almost got the look of somebody who feels he's done something to earn so much vitriol.

Pretty much the equivalent of making a fart sound into the microphone after somebody with something to say has had their time at the pulpit.

A much better treatment than another damn film about an underdog trying to gain respect. Monsters Inc wouldn't have succeeded if it hadn't had amazing writing and ideas throughout, as well as great characters, voice-acting, gags, etc., but the premise of a man at the top of his game whose character arc involves something other than just falling and rising again was really refreshing.