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Clu_is_a_moron192 karma

You just gotta own it.

"Sup, the name's Alex and the carpets match the drapes. Can I get you a white russian?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you? Or is it the fact that I am overly sensitive to all types of radiation?"

"When I saw you, I was like a deer in headlights. Might just be an eye pigmentation thing, though."

"Are you sure you don't have a little albino in you? Would you like to?"