CloudEngineer

Have you looked into Amazon Web Services? They have a feature called autoscaling that scales your infrastructure up and down to handle load. When the website is quiet you pay less, when it's busy you pay more, and no one gets a 404. Feel free to PM me or check out /r/aws

Also interesting is the tear in the proof I posted. The majority of his name is torn off. That's because several colleagues who WEREN'T at Chernobyl paid him to borrow it so they could sign up for Chernobyl benefits as well.

This is fascinating and a great view into how the USSR worked. And probably for much of the area works to this day in some cases.

I have yet to meet an IT guy that wasn't suave.

Wait, are we thinking about the same kind of IT here?

LOL I'm a poet and didn't even know it. :)

...but once he ships that feature, the coffee stops. You need to come up with a better reward model for your interactions with the ELB team lead. :)