CloacaOfZuckerberg

Wait, did the captain not want to hire you because he thought he wouldn't be able to resist raping you, or did he not want to hire you because he had no interest in raping you in the first place (and would actually prefer having that desire)?

Either way... what the fuck. Glad he's not your captain anymore.

Yeah, this guy seems like a nice person and all, but this and a couple other things he has said make no sense at all honestly, considering this situation. Makes me think he is just piggybacking on the GME sneeze to hawk a new book about how market participation is inherently predatory when aimed at "amateurs" (it is) and how the way to beat the market is to bogle (it is). Groundbreaking stuff

What is your best Black Sabbath story?

It's almost as if creating a power dynamic which puts yourself in an elevated position between the average person and God, while prohibiting marriage/physical contact with other humans (which is explicitly warned against in the Bible, assuming you believe in that sort of thing) causes some weird problems.

If there's smoke, maybe after putting out the fire one should take care of all the leaking natural gas around all the pilot lights.

Hey now. Cut it out with all that DRAMA