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CletusVanDamnit221 karma

Can't blame you. You're now a published author, your story is a movie, and you're a public speaker - all of these things eventually add up to more money than your cut after trying to sell this shit on the black market.

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CletusVanDamnit53 karma

I've never seen a single movie or TV show that you have been in, except for 300.

Where would you tell me to start in your filmography if you wanted me to become the world's biggest Dylan Scott Smith fan?

CletusVanDamnit44 karma

Trump photoshopping himself

The odds of him knowing how to turn on a computer are close to zero. I'm betting he had a staffer do it.

And yes, I know you didn't think he actually did it himself. I'm just playin'.

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Eddie The Sleep Walking Cannibal

This looks to be right up my alley. I will check it out!