Clayman8

there's a big spear you can use to pop them while the pizza is cooking

I'd like to know more about the Pizza Spear, and why i dont have one (or where can i get one).

Edit: all you and your poop knives... I didnt have rich parents that could afford poop knife, we use wooden spoon like true Slav Kings.

The spear is basically just a fork with a 3 foot handle.

Im sorry and what part of this is "nowhere near as exciting"? Imagine all the options you have with it once you wield the Pizza Spear.

Pizza needs holes poked? Pizza Spear.

Customer being a little bitch? Pizza Spear.

Problems at work? You guessed 3 for 3, bud. Pizza Spear.

If its Lil' Caesar its probably like a knife...or many small ones taped to a single broom handle

Damn you're right...im not super familiar with the Pizzo-cratic aristocracy of the US. Y'all really got a thing for mascots...

How would you recommend getting into this line of work?

Im a cosplayer of about 15 years now (too long, sir...its been far too long), and would love to take further steps in the hobby, or just expand my talent and knowledge base. Motion acting or being a stand-in for Cons for example would be something that i can only dream of, without having the actual knowledge how to dive into this line of work.