Clark_Gregg

After Chloe Bennett filed Iain De Caestecker's car and trailer with snow, she thought she escaped retribution. Only to learn that she'd been driving around Los Angeles for 3 days with a vanity plate that said BALLZ DEEP.

First of all, thank you for appropriately calling me Director Coulson. And the day that Marvel sent me a comic book with a slightly handsomer version of my face in it was one of my many near-deaths from Nerd Heart Attack.

I was more of a Tony Stark fan as a kid. But when I saw Chris Evans in that uniform, my heart fluttered for REALZ.

They offered it to me. And given the amount of hours I spent building spacecraft airplanes and weaponry with Legos, it seemed sacrilegious to say no.

I'm hoping that position comes with some new swaggy-ass gear. Kinda like the Pope gets that cool hat (thank you Victoria). That said, I would not dare try to rock the coat that can only be truly rocked by Director Fury and The Great Samuel L. Jackson.