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CivilityBeDamned376 karma

But everyone was killed soon thereafter.

Being that you were let go, how could you know this? Was there a network of gossip and such among prisoners?

CivilityBeDamned360 karma

Reddit 2019: "I miraculously broke my back a fourth time, and it fixed itself!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh5S3AG2mkY

CivilityBeDamned99 karma

Its great at paring things...like apples...uh...uh...potatoes...anything like that.

I found that to be pretty funny because I couldn't think of anything to add to the list.

CivilityBeDamned40 karma

In most circles getting buff equates to getting laid more...

CivilityBeDamned27 karma

That was one of the only funny jokes from the Simpsons last night..."Turn your ignorance into terror" or something along those lines.