Chriscbrn

Yea, but if I tell stories I usually do not get laid....:(

The worst was definitely the old lady In a bathtub, 4 months. Had to use shovels and absorbent( spill gone) to get all the fluids out!

Get an degreaser( goo gone lol) dilute it, test on fabric before use, and blot stain clean! Rinse with water, then hang dry and send to dry cleaners!

Funny thing , my co-workers name Is john!!! And yes that's accurate !

What are you gonna do with the 50 gallons of liquified grandma?