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Chriscbrn118 karma

Yea, but if I tell stories I usually do not get laid....:(

Chriscbrn108 karma

The worst was definitely the old lady In a bathtub, 4 months. Had to use shovels and absorbent( spill gone) to get all the fluids out!

Chriscbrn99 karma

Get an degreaser( goo gone lol) dilute it, test on fabric before use, and blot stain clean! Rinse with water, then hang dry and send to dry cleaners!

Chriscbrn95 karma

Funny thing , my co-workers name Is john!!! And yes that's accurate !

Chriscbrn93 karma

What are you gonna do with the 50 gallons of liquified grandma?