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Someone asked if I still hang out with Jackie Chan: Oh boy!

Okay.

That's Chris Tucker. I'm Chris Rock.

BUT... you know... sneezes I never hung out with Jackie Chan. I'm a big fan of the Rush Hour movies, and me and Chris Tucker get confused with each other all the time, and it's the first thing we talk about when we bump into each other.

You should watch TOP FIVE

A) To apologize for mistaking me for Chris Tucker

and

B) Even if you don't like me, you probably like Kevin Hart, Adam Sandler or Jerry Seinfeld.

I remember a midget girl hit on me one night.

She came up to me, at a club, I forget what city - it was getting late - and she asked what hotel I was staying at, and I said I was married, and she said "Can't blame a bitch for trying!"

That was funny.

My kids save me from that stuff. I'm good.

The smartest SNL cast member was Adam Sandler, by far.

People are going to know this - when I got hired, Adam was hired as a writer, he wasn't even hired as a cast member. And he was smart enough to write stuff for other people AND write stuff for himself at the same time. Made himself indispensable. Made himself into a star. Smartest guy I know.

I'm pretty happy being me.

That's not to say I don't have my own little demons, but I don't foresee myself going anyplace dark right now.