ChimneyFire

So many good questions already asked.. are there any artists / musicians that make paintings or songs about "that cargo ship life"?

I always watch the boats in the harbour like clouds, and use apps to track em.

Aside from the Edmund Fitzgerald.

An old guy at a bar one time told me that ships had a breakage / spillage allowance so if there was say... scotch on board some of it would get "broken" and they'd all get shitfaced..

Are there any countermeasures for that "breakage and spillage aside form the sealed 40HC containers?

PfT would slay a late night talk show, like in a good way. He'd just get better with age too.

Funniest joke built around the "seaman" homonym?

Any great heist stories?