ChickenWithATopHat

Pale skin and visual impairment? Are you a falmer?!

Yeah he got so much money he looks like he robbed the bank

I’ve worked at a chicken processing plant and while I wasn’t the one doing the killing, I was acquainted with the guys who did. They said you forget about it after a while, and that it’s just like going through the motions.

Also I had/have him on Snapchat and after a day of killing chickens all day he would post videos of his puppy pulling a rope or chewing on something, so he wasn’t some animal-hating psychopath.

He said the only time he really felt bad was when the chickens would freak the hell out. And please guys, I know my username is fitting, but it’s totally unrelated.

No it's completely useless

What's the most common reaction when people find that you're deaf? I know there's got to be some corny dad joke for deaf people.