ChickenPotPi

I am here crying and laughing my ass off.

We need a woman or a gay guy to confirm!

Abramovich's has a missile defense and an anti camera system, supposedly it can detect a camera's lens and it points a laser beam to overexpose the photo.

Hey /u/touchmyfuckingcoffee

I went to an authorized Miele retailer and they said while the Miele is good he prefers the Sebo for no maintenance, near zero failures, and better cleaning. What are you thoughts on the sebo, the black model with automatically floor level. I think it was the X6? What would you compare that to in Miele wise?

Oh he preferred the sebo upright to the miele canister. He said you cannot go wrong with either but was okay with miele. He said just don't get the miele upright as its too heavy to really use.

Also thank you for your reply.