CheezeCaek2

Who was hurt the most severely in the history of the show between you three?

Matt Damon wishes that you would direct more.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1x6q4r/matt_damon_ama/cf8lx1h

I think that means you're now obliged to make a movie for him. That's a rule in Hollywood, right?

You really need to insist one day that they introduce you as such, but then come out and act pissed off/sad/on the verge of tears, point out the announcer for his 'dick attempt at humor', and watch his reaction.

Man, you could -really- have a lot of fun with that.

Walk up to folks with a 'How to Speak Spanish' translation book, look confused, stammer out a word, look to the book and do the "ah!" as if you found what you were looking for, then break out the entire sentence in perfect, fluent Spanish.

Record Reaction.

If you could go back to the day you signed your name on the piece of paper that gave your life to the Military...

What would you tell yourself?