CheeseMonkiesAttack

No insect problems?

But there's hair . . . between and underneath the breasts . . .

That is just nasty.

What region are you based in? I used to sell toys at parties in South Carolina and I noticed that women were a lot more free and spent pretty freely in the privacy of their own homes. It would usually be a lady's night thing. We still had adult stores but I almost think women down there preferred the parties or just calling me personally about their toy needs. I know my company was also really big on sexual education too though so I felt like most of my spiel was me giving a sex ed class about the particular product they expressed an interest in. That was my favorite part really, getting to the root of what people actually needed or what they can try out to ascertain preferences. That said, I do like going to the stores too but to be honest most of the toys I can get for cheaper online.

Have you ever scared someone so much they passed out?

How old were you when you were admitted? Do you hold it against your parents?