CeterumCenseo85

"Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

...unlike his daughters who apparently had never arrived under the protection of his roof.

/Edit: Kept reading and there's a happy ending: they flee the town and God smashes it with raining sulfur, killing everyone. And then he has sex with his daughters. No kidding.

Tuyrannosaurus. Is that like Tyrannosaurus for fancy people?

I just realized this might have actually been a typo. Now I feel like a douche :-(

You're that good, you actually had me believe there was a Tuyrannosaurus. You should be selling things. Like, anything. Just casually mention that you are a scientist.

*Social Democracy