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First we both get naked, except we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
How much that would be?
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You will know once you get them :) Quoting his reply:
You want to look for 4 things. 1. Clusters of small black spots (poop). 2. Somewhat white, somewhat transparent rice granules (eggs). 3. Yellowish shells in the shape of the bugs (exoskeletons or molts). 4. Most importantly, live bugs. Google is a great tool.
Also, check yourself for bites, similar to mosquito bites. Some (most) people are allergic to it, so it will itch for a few days.
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And now every porn studio does the same pretending-to-be-amateur vids ...
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Have you ever headshot a battlecruiser with deagle? Knifed a dark templar? Set a bomb in a hatchery? If you had, you would know why.
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