CelestialOtter

What I don't understand is why someone would come across an old coke machine, and automatically assume there's a bathroom inside.

I mean, he isn't wrong.

Hah, that'd be pretty great. In a world where everyone has food under their hats, that's a place I want to live.

...Fuck

I'd like to think there would be stories behind those jumps in logic, though. Like, some sort of hidden trauma involving hat food or something.