Catman419

If you didn’t even get to spend a day with them, how can you claim you have 11.5 fingers? That’s like saying I have webbed fingers and toes simply because at 8 weeks fingers and toes are webbed on a fetus.

I just googled the guy and couldn’t find any mention of the 11.5 fingers in any of the articles that chronicle his rise to fame. It’s like he wanted to have something that grabs attention, and while it’s technically true, (albeit barely), it has nothing to do with anything at all. Again, it’s like me starting of saying I have webbed fingers and toes.

What are your thoughts on people who are a fraction of NA heritage, (1/16th, 1/32nd, etc)? Do you consider them NA, basically the “one drop” theory, (old propaganda used against blacks IIRC, saying even one drop of blood makes them whatever that one drop of blood is)?

Just answer the door buck naked and invite them in. Many years ago I had just gotten out of the shower when I heard the knock at the door. Grabbed my towel, and did the “hide behind the door and peek your head out” thing.

JW Hello!

M Hi.

JW .......

M Can I help you?

JW Oh no sir, but we can help you! We’d like to read you a few passages from the Bible!

M <sigh> Ok, hang on.

I close the door, drop my towel, then fling the door open wide.

M C’mon in! I’d love to hear more!

JW Oh! (averts eyes from my thought-it-would-be-larger unit) We’re sorry sir, this looks like a bad time!

From that moment on, whenever we’d have JW’s in the neighborhood, they would cross the street just so they wouldn’t have to walk in front of my house. Problem solved!

Haha! Not bad, but I probably would go with “Baby, if you were a chord I’d finger you all night!”