Captain_English

How much of a risk is it to go shoeless in the bush? We all watch cringing that you're going to step on something nasty, but in reality is it not that dangerous?

That's what it is.

It starts under your scrotum.

I have had an itch there for a week or so.

I'm now shitting myself.

EDIT: Men of Reddit, we are united in our fear of skinless rotting testicles. Remember my words: Do not scratch too hard.

Five terrorists in a cell, all of which belong to a different US intelligence agency, all faking it, trying to sabotage the cell but accidentally succeeding because of mutual interference?

Like an inverse four lions...

Over "you clearly know nothing about killing trolls"?

Correction, you were lonely. The reddit matchmaker does it again.