CaptainSnacks

and I didn't want to embarrass myself with these kids.

These kids, of course, being one of the most powerful people on Earth, mind you.

BEST. AMA. EVER.

"Mr Sheen, we appear to have found some blood in your drug stream"

Check out Nat Geo's 'Inside Combat Rescue'. My favorite doc series ever, and it shows these dudes and their balls of steel.

Hi! I'm a bike mechanic and a Level II USAC cycling coach, and respectfully, you're totally wrong.

The real reason is that just like the rest of the bike, you have to find a saddle that fits. You don't 'carry a lot of weight in your legs", that means literally nothing. Saddles are different widths to accomadate different width Sitz bones, where you should be supporting your weight. A lot of people tend to think that you have to be sitting on the soft tissue, and that is totally wrong.

Not to mention that you totally glossed over chamoises and padded shorts.

Oh, but I do. A half-body cycling bib poop means taking off all your clothes. I imagine pooping in those is a nightmare