CaptainEarlobe

10 years!? I've never heard of that before.

I am not sure who convinced you that this is a good idea. Anybody familiar with Reddit should know that you are hated here (with good reason).

My question is: who's going to get fired over this?

I want a free hospital. I'll use it for experiments.

And in the Republic of Ireland.

Yeardley is a very peculiar (but very nice) name. How did you end up with such an interesting name?