CaptainDefect

I think it's pretty damn clear: either deal with the fact that everything on your smartphone can be hacked, or lose the convenience and avoid it. That being said, I don't think it's impossible for older phones to be hacked too...

If you really care that much, get rid of it altogether.

Also this is the only reference he actually got correctly

Given? Like for free? Were they good guitars?

"I put on my robe and space blanket"

Not bottlerockets? :( They outlawed them here and I miss them.