Captain-Douche-Canoe

Ron Swanson as an intergalactic small government bureaucrat.

Or dealt it.

They're called a Grizlar and they exist. I heard a story (possibly urban legend) of a Canadian hunter who killed one and was forced to pay a fine of a bunch of money because he had a polar bear hunting license but not a "Grizlar" license.

EDIT: It really did happen!

This sounds pretty awesome to be honest. I always wondered how I'd stand up if a cougar attacked me. The male bravado in me thinks that I'd be alright at defending myself as I'm strong and fit and a strong will to survive. But, the realist in me knows that these cats are massive and master predators and I'd probably not stand a chance. Regardless, it's still interesting to think about and getting to rough house with a declawed one would be pretty damn cool.

What was the last picture you took with your phone?