CaptHayes

Hey David, huge fan. How is your favorite villain from MGS?

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Their lag must be awful.

Oh my God, Noah's Ark.

"You got your... Siberian tiger"

muttering off-stage

"Or some kind of sheep. That's a sheep. What? No. It's not a cow, it's a sheep."

Disneyland in California has Club 33. There's a very tight list of people allowed in. I only got in once, because I dated a gal who knew a guy. The best part is, the restaurant is hidden in plain sight. In New Orleans, there's a lot of non-descript fake houses and apartment buildings that I'm sure are used to hide all sorts of nefarious things. All of these houses have a street number. #33's street number is gold, instead of the usual black. This marks the entrance to the restaurant.

Edit: Membership costs $27k for the first year, and $11k a year in dues thereafter.