Capnpooter

I was eating in Subway and a lady customer was yelling at the employees because all the foot longs were not $5. She grabs the sandwich without paying for it and storms over and throws it in the trash on her way out. After fuming I'm her car for a bit, she comes back in and yells some more at the employees, gets a crazy look in her eyes, walks over to the rack of chips and starts popping the bags like some maniacal midway game at the fair. Chips flying everywhere, pop pop pop pop..maybe 15 bags of the poor innocent Doritos and Sun Chips..storms out the door again, burns rubber and drives off. All the while customers and employees staring in disbelief. My regret is not capturing it on my phone.

Just sending you happy thoughts and well wishes !

I feel like I discovered you on youtube and turned you on (I wish) to all my cool friends.. Do I have to send you a royalty or a doughnut or anything as payment..?