CapnSheff

A guy we shipped to (full shipment of industrial Cleaning utensils and the likes that I packed myself) claimed he didn't receive anything and that our guy 'must have' dropped it off at the wrong site. The moron signed the pick ticket himself so we invoiced him on the date of shipment, he threatened us and then tried to sue in small claims but lost. Didn't receive any orders from him in a while but not complaining

Is your mechanic shop in the ghetto or something ?

Another time we had a regular who we stopped selling to, because he tried to pull one on us in the past and scam us for money, come outside and just sat in a lawn chair he brought just looking at us. For days. At first we ignored him for a while and let him be as he wasn't bothering anyone until on the 3rd day of this we called the police, explained everything and watched them approach the man and try to question him. When they tried to remove him front the premises he latched onto his lawn chair and gripped it not letting go until they had about 4 officers ripping him off. Finally they drove away with him in the squad car and the lawn chair in the trunk. I actually had a good laugh at this one lol

If you and I swapped places and I was turning 100 years old what would you ask me?

Yeah thanks for answering because you had an incredible amount of scumbag customer stories and we get a lot of the same people around the inner suburbs of Detroit