CapgrasDelusion

"we just don't return firearms... Oh you can afford a lawyer!?? ...To poor people. We just don't return firearms to poor people. Here are your guns."

You die. He means a mutated form that still works but HIV doesn't like so much. And I believe it's a CCR5 mutation which interacts with CD4, not CD4 itself.

EDIT: crummy first google result that is good enough I suppose

I don't know if it matters now, but are you sure the kid was yours? If my meth addicted ex who had just left me for a meth dealer told me she was suddenly pregnant with my child weeks after we broke up, I would be... Skeptical.

Hope that's not too insensitive. Sorry for your loss.

This would be dependent on you also having the double homozygous recessive zombie prion producing gene. It's very rare, but can in fact be spread to those without the mutation through having ones brains eaten by someone else carrying the mutation. Like reverse mad cow.

Whoa whoa whoa, is this basically grown up Reading Rainbow with you as the reader?

EDIT: It is, and 4 years of content.