Cadrid

Hey, Gerard! Thanks for doing this AMA! I really love all your films, but you were absolutely brilliant in Law Abiding Citizen! One of my Top 10 all-time-favorite flicks.

• What do you do to keep in shape when you're not taking on the role of a half-naked hulk of fury?

• What's your favorite American beer?

• Are you enough of a badass dude to do a "Survivorman" episode with Les Stroud? (Hey, if Will Ferrell can do "MAN vs. WILD", you ain't got a good excuse!)

Do you have any interest in playing a non-comedic role in a film or show? I was both impressed and creeped out when I saw Robin Williams in "One Hour Photo", and I could definitely see you playing a sleazy businessman or creeper in suburbia.

...No offense!

Did you ever have the privilege of meeting/talking to/sucking the dick of George Carlin?

If so, was it pre- or post-mortem?

Does /r/OfficialValKilmer still refer to you as "A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck" all these years after "Willow"?

I'm not a competitive eater, but I naturally eat quickly. Sometimes I have to consciously pace myself or I get these horrible burp-hiccups that make eating impossible. Do you get these while training/competing? If so, how do you handle them?