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This has been one of the highlights of being in hospital, the food is fantastic. There is a choice of 4 meals each mealtime and every meal I have had has been high quality and tasty. The reputation it has is completely unwarranted

Wow, you looked in a worse state than me. My collision is described in my doctor's notes as man versus van, bullseye to windscreen. Thankfully I must have avoided hitting anything else.

I broke my right tibia and fibula, right collar bone and one of my ribs. This punctured my left lung and I also ruptured my spleen. I also have pretty severe ligament damage but somehow avoided any severe lacerations.

Thankfully I should make a full recovery within the next 9-12 months. So I'm extremely lucky. Even luckier than myself though is a guy on my wing who fell from the 9th floor of his apartment block and will eventually make a full recovery!

I was at a work social (free alcohol) and drank too much. On my way back to the station I ventured onto a dual carriageway in an act that could be described as jay-walking and my body coalesced with the bonnet (hood) of the Ford Transit

I'm developing a new brand of rocket propelled shoes, sadly the driver had a heat seeking Kamikaze car.

Zero, in the UK we have the NHS which is paid for through our taxes, all necessary treatment is free