BuzzsGirlfriendWoof763 karma2012-11-12 18:56:57 UTC
The last thing I need to be doing to keep my heart rate down is thinking of sharks.
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BuzzsGirlfriendWoof131 karma2012-11-20 17:03:12 UTC
The members of Whose Line HATED doing hoe downs. The producer forced them to do dozens of iterations per hoe down skit.
BuzzsGirlfriendWoof46 karma2013-01-10 18:35:58 UTC
I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
BuzzsGirlfriendWoof43 karma2013-07-12 14:04:40 UTC
I think I need a new medication after reading this.
BuzzsGirlfriendWoof22 karma2013-02-23 20:52:05 UTC
You have to do a double-dog dare!
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