ButtMonkey1120

It’s the morning after Thanksgiving, and you walk through the silent aisles of a closed for the day REI. Your tummy is full of the turkey your wife so excellently cooked on a MSR wisperlight. You prop your hand up on you sides and think to yourself, “ By god Jerry, we did it… #optout worked...” But no, I'm there, /u/buttmonkey1120… with black diamond crampons strapped to my feet and a used camelback bladder in my hands. I have red eyes, like those of a crazed black friday shopper. You know I will ruin #optout black friday for everyone unless stopped.

What two pieces of equipment in the store would you use to fight me to the death?

PS: thanks for doing this

I'm a student, our team had a hyperloop team that was planning on entering, but quickly fell apart. I still had interest and joined rLoop as soon as I heard about them. I'm beginning my last year towards my ME degree.