If today was opposite day I'd say this:

Oh my dear fuck, absolutely not, if you do the world will surely contract super syphilis and unmanned drones will lay waste to the neighborhoods where all our loved ones live....

...But it's not. So...Yes.

Jean who are you dating? And (contingent on the previous question) what are your thoughts on moving to Kansas City and marrying both me and my wife? Or just being friends...I guess we could do that too.

Also, I think you and Louis C.K. should collaborate on a sequel to Pootie Tang in which he hands the torch (and belt, obviously) to you.

When can I expect my "Pony" shout out? I've already told my entire family about it and don't want to look like a liar.

If you were asking yourself a question on a reddit AMA, what would you ask?

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